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Don't worry, this copypasta will cheer you up.

The Sweet Prince of Cumgrounds

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right down
I’ll tell how I became the prince of a site called Cumgrounds

In the moon of Neptune born and raised
On the Portal was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some coom-balls outside like a fool

When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said “You’re moving into rehab, my crazy little Jare.”

I whistled for a cab and when it got close
The exhaust pipes blew fart and Tom Fulp’s head’s on a post
If anything, I could say this cab was rare
But I thought "Nah, fuck it, rehab for old Jare!"

I pulled up to a house around seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo holmes, smell ya later”
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally home
I’m the Prince of the Portal, time to sit on my throne.

Love it

Hey i know a good restaurant near L.A that allows takeout orders, it's Monterey Park. Called The Hat.and their Pastrami Sandwiches are to Die for!!! I give my Best regards, Wherever this Cruel Cruel world takes ya

do you need me to break you out

THIS IS SO SAD 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put this in a narrator and watch the holes in your head be blessed

hey can someone update me on this because i didnt go on newgrounds for a while and when i checked back, i did not find zabujard on the game portal.

:( so long, gay zabu! pls be back soon!!

dont worry if i can get my parent to pay for support ill support u on patreon

damn, thats horrible...
i simply hope that when your rehab period ends and you're out, that you will be free and happy again, (as much as possible.).

in other news, i always liked your epic flash movies and parodies and i've found them to be both cool and hilarious too...
i wish that in a short while, you will be free again and ready to amaze us with your cool creations, my friend.

be well!
have a happy new year....

damn man this sucks. i hope it gets better for uuuuuuuuuuuuu
:((((((((((((((((((
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDX

Is it internet addiction?

thinking of YOU

wHY GOD DO YOU PUNISH HIM, also baptiste is like i guess some french guy from that shooter overwatch

THIS sucks

you are kinda sick in the head for posting the shit that you post mate, still love it though and I hate to see you go

lol fuckin eastener

Aw, bud, I don't know anything about you, but I found some of your games the other day and enjoyed them thoroughly. You're a hilarious guy, Zab. I love ya. No homo.