also NG mods removed SLAVE SIMULATOR, play here:

https://www.newgrounds.com/projects/games/6753502/preview

also removed shrek fart jews:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEJpOZwrQcM

It was a Tuesday, I arrived at school late for class, as I stumbled Enter the classroom someone through a paper plane and it hit my ass and it caused a huge bleeding bruise and it blistered and it correscated and saliva and spew and sweat and goo and slime started coming out of the blistery hole bruise hole volcanic volcano wound hole that just opened up on my buns and some people giggled but I just sat down in my seat and misses keffritskull said okay okay settle down class settle down and open up your history books to George Washington Carver and he's going to talk about how he invented penus butter because it's Juneteenth today and so we all opened up our books but instead of text inside the books it was a bunch of graffiti SWAT'sikas and everyone was shocked but it was actually a prank because I was actually the one who graffiti all the books in class with that and the girl next to me who had a huge crush on it was a huge nerd her name was Suzy Mcluuzy and she's kind of rotten b**** because she told she stood up and she said I know it was jare who did this and I threw a crayon at her head and it punctured her eyeball and she lost all her vision all her site for all eternity even into her next reincarnated lives she was always born blind and retarded because I threw that cran and it damaged her brain and her soul really really really bad but she deserved it for tattling on me and the teacher mrs K said okay young man you need to go to the principal's office right now so I went to the principal's office and right before he was about to suspend me and expel me and spank me and send me to military school the cafeteria Bell ring and I said stood up and I said I'm really hungry and I ran to the cafeteria to get somebody to eat cuz I was starving and the Bell came just in the Nick Senny of time, and so I walked into the cafeteria and luckily that a Mrs wetzel was making her world famous pretzels for lunch that day and so she was a really sweet woman of woman you would marry or keep as a mother and wife person of a person that you would want to keep around all the time to make you her world famous delicious pretzels and other things like that and I said to her thank you for the food and I sat down with the food and she said you're welcome and I said thank you again and she said no problem I hope you enjoy the pretzel and I looked back at her and I said oh I'm definitely going to enjoy your world famous pretzels misses wetzel and then I turned my head to walk to my table and she said you better do that young man and I turn the back around to see her and she winked at me and I winkedt at her and I heard my friends calling me such as Billy Bob Thornton was at my table and he was calling me to come eat and my other friend Susan McRusen was at the table and she was calling me to come eat and my best friend Jeffers McTwelkes was also at the table and are talking dog crombie was at the table and he was he can talk and are talking cat top cat was that the table he was telling me to come eat and so I was saying to them I've seen okay guys I'll be at the table very soon to call very very soon to come eat and I'll be there very soon and very shortly and I'm walking towards the table and I remembered that Mrs wetzel winked at me and so I turned back around and I said thank you for the wink and thank you even more for the pretzel and I'm really going to enjoy this and right now and I turned around to walk to my table and then I heard her say in the e far far distance, she said oh well you'll enjoy more than that if you come and take me right now on top of the cafeteria table and I couldn't hear what she said because she's so far away so I just didn't even turn around this time and I walked to the table and it's put my plate down on the table and I said guys I have had the worst day ever and there's no way that this day can get any freaking worse and by the way this was 9/11/2001 was this day and we all saw the person everything on TV and also Bob sagitt died that day and jump five the band broke up that day and just lots of really really terrible thing happened to that day to me that day into the world that day and I literally looked at all my friends around the table and I and I said to each one of them and I said there's no way this day could get any worse for me or us but mostly from me cuz I'm the main character sorry twelks, and right is I'm about to bite into my extremist delicious pretzel that was made by Mrs wetzel I hear of banging sound and I turn around and I look at the doorway of the cafeteria and it's none other than Dylan and Eric of the infamous combine accident ritual attack on the school, and I am just shocked and I'm just like okay great I was about to I didn't think this day could get any worse I'm thinking all this in my head and I don't even eat my pretzel because I'm just thinking they're going to they're going to finish me off first aren't they and and then I and then I ask I tell I talk to my friend and I say they're standing right behind the aren't they and I turn around and they sure is sure as rain they are standing right behind me the two gunman and that's the end.

could be from salsa or anorexia not sure which,

went away after 24 hours,

MARKY JARESTON

MAY 26 2025

WHY KNIVES SHOULD BE ALLOWED FOR STUDENTS IN SCH’OOL BY MARKY JARE’KSTON FOR MR BREATH-WHILDS 4TH GRADE CLASS

Hello, Im Marky, I have a bully named Twelks Jenston,

every single day TWELKS pulls down my pants in front of the whole class and then right before the teacher sees he pulls them back up to cover up his crime. But the whole class sees my Smecker and LAUGHS !!!

If I could go back in time and stop Twelk from being born, trust me! – I would) but I cant! Until my mental super abilities become more powerful, Twelk, and bullies like him and Fulp, will reign as dictators of the classroom.

“The strong should fear the weak” -Nick Senitear 1742

Twelk will pay for his crimes, statistics show that bullies end up way more successful then then people they bully.

Today, I brought my sharpest toughest knife to **&*&*(((((&&[censored for Newgrounds privacy rules ] Educational Structure, and stabbed Twelk 56 times in the throat. His body is curled up in the PE closet next to the deflated volleyballs and basketballs, needless to say his big fag fat basketballs deflated as well (his tempsticles)

I believe I was in the right for this act of self continuity and self-survival.

“Bullies should be thrown in the gas chambers” – AnonymousFrog from Newgrounds.com

Right now as your reading and grading this report paper on structural cultural woke journalism justice warrior identity politics, I want you to remember my face. Covered in the blood of your fellow student, Twelk.

Mr breathwild, you DID NOT PROTECT ME from hattred of my classmates and you WILL BURN for your neglijence!!!

Im NOT sorry for what hapenned to Twelk and I know theres been a search party looking for him for the last 5 weeks but guess what, HES IN THE PE CLOSET! And he always has been.

GOOD LUCK trying to track me down, ive already flown to Wales (UK) so I have diplomatic immunity.

I might just be a random stupid fagot 4th grader, but im still way more powereful than ANY OTHER newgrounds user in the whole school!!!!

Good luck trying to find me (DONT LOOK FOR ME!)

Sincerely, -MARKY

PS

F U MR BRETHSWILD AND F U TWELK!!!

PSS

Lindsey if you find this note I had a big huge crush on you for the last 2 weeks and I know that tommy Milkers spread that rumor that I hated you and your dumb looking clothes [ that look like the outfits of JOJO SIWA] , but I actually do think ur hawt and that I would have maybe held your hand at lunchtime but only if you start wearing normal clothes

PSSS

Mom please send my allowance and lunchbox and NINTENDO SWITCH to 34342 Sween Steet. Wales , South London, thanks and tell dad hes a shit!

Bad news computer seems fried maybe or something probably no cartoons for 2 weeks until I get a new laptop !??? I'm going to faint!! 🥴 See you then!

No cartoons this week >:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrbcAIsWdYQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zks2lm8idJg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8iUl0vTBWw