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Might be here another 3 months :((

Posted by ZabuJard - 3 weeks ago


Most people are here for four months. I'm glad I can use my phone and stuff, the last several rehabs I was at were no tech allowed, but fuck man I'm not even a fucking drug addict but my parents think I'm sick or broken or crazy or whatever so now I'm here in this situation, on several fucking head meds, away from my home, in shithole las Angeles, and then when I'm done with this then what? Where the fuck do I go after this? Also Tom fulp banned me from audio portal for a month lol. IDK why. But yeah happy New year's and shit


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Don't worry, this copypasta will cheer you up.

The Sweet Prince of Cumgrounds

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right down
I’ll tell how I became the prince of a site called Cumgrounds

In the moon of Neptune born and raised
On the Portal was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some coom-balls outside like a fool

When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said “You’re moving into rehab, my crazy little Jare.”

I whistled for a cab and when it got close
The exhaust pipes blew fart and Tom Fulp’s head’s on a post
If anything, I could say this cab was rare
But I thought "Nah, fuck it, rehab for old Jare!"

I pulled up to a house around seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo holmes, smell ya later”
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally home
I’m the Prince of the Portal, time to sit on my throne.

Love it

Hey i know a good restaurant near L.A that allows takeout orders, it's Monterey Park. Called The Hat.and their Pastrami Sandwiches are to Die for!!! I give my Best regards, Wherever this Cruel Cruel world takes ya

do you need me to break you out

THIS IS SO SAD 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put this in a narrator and watch the holes in your head be blessed

hey can someone update me on this because i didnt go on newgrounds for a while and when i checked back, i did not find zabujard on the game portal.

:( so long, gay zabu! pls be back soon!!

dont worry if i can get my parent to pay for support ill support u on patreon

damn, thats horrible...
i simply hope that when your rehab period ends and you're out, that you will be free and happy again, (as much as possible.).

in other news, i always liked your epic flash movies and parodies and i've found them to be both cool and hilarious too...
i wish that in a short while, you will be free again and ready to amaze us with your cool creations, my friend.

be well!
have a happy new year....

damn man this sucks. i hope it gets better for uuuuuuuuuuuuu
:((((((((((((((((((
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDX

Is it internet addiction?

thinking of YOU

wHY GOD DO YOU PUNISH HIM, also baptiste is like i guess some french guy from that shooter overwatch

THIS sucks

you are kinda sick in the head for posting the shit that you post mate, still love it though and I hate to see you go

lol fuckin eastener

Aw, bud, I don't know anything about you, but I found some of your games the other day and enjoyed them thoroughly. You're a hilarious guy, Zab. I love ya. No homo.