MARKY JARESTON

MAY 26 2025

WHY KNIVES SHOULD BE ALLOWED FOR STUDENTS IN SCH’OOL BY MARKY JARE’KSTON FOR MR BREATH-WHILDS 4TH GRADE CLASS

Hello, Im Marky, I have a bully named Twelks Jenston,

every single day TWELKS pulls down my pants in front of the whole class and then right before the teacher sees he pulls them back up to cover up his crime. But the whole class sees my Smecker and LAUGHS !!!

If I could go back in time and stop Twelk from being born, trust me! – I would) but I cant! Until my mental super abilities become more powerful, Twelk, and bullies like him and Fulp, will reign as dictators of the classroom.

“The strong should fear the weak” -Nick Senitear 1742

Twelk will pay for his crimes, statistics show that bullies end up way more successful then then people they bully.

Today, I brought my sharpest toughest knife to **&*&*(((((&&[censored for Newgrounds privacy rules ] Educational Structure, and stabbed Twelk 56 times in the throat. His body is curled up in the PE closet next to the deflated volleyballs and basketballs, needless to say his big fag fat basketballs deflated as well (his tempsticles)

I believe I was in the right for this act of self continuity and self-survival.

“Bullies should be thrown in the gas chambers” – AnonymousFrog from Newgrounds.com

Right now as your reading and grading this report paper on structural cultural woke journalism justice warrior identity politics, I want you to remember my face. Covered in the blood of your fellow student, Twelk.

Mr breathwild, you DID NOT PROTECT ME from hattred of my classmates and you WILL BURN for your neglijence!!!

Im NOT sorry for what hapenned to Twelk and I know theres been a search party looking for him for the last 5 weeks but guess what, HES IN THE PE CLOSET! And he always has been.

GOOD LUCK trying to track me down, ive already flown to Wales (UK) so I have diplomatic immunity.

I might just be a random stupid fagot 4th grader, but im still way more powereful than ANY OTHER newgrounds user in the whole school!!!!

Good luck trying to find me (DONT LOOK FOR ME!)

Sincerely, -MARKY

PS

F U MR BRETHSWILD AND F U TWELK!!!

PSS

Lindsey if you find this note I had a big huge crush on you for the last 2 weeks and I know that tommy Milkers spread that rumor that I hated you and your dumb looking clothes [ that look like the outfits of JOJO SIWA] , but I actually do think ur hawt and that I would have maybe held your hand at lunchtime but only if you start wearing normal clothes

PSSS

Mom please send my allowance and lunchbox and NINTENDO SWITCH to 34342 Sween Steet. Wales , South London, thanks and tell dad hes a shit!